Delude Yourself Into Thinking You’re Healthy: Spinach Salad With Bacon Dressing

Do you enjoy salad? Does anyone, really? You may pray it after a bender filled with pizza, tacos, brew, vodka, and sugar, but does it REALLY fulfill? No.

That is, of course, if its plateau and fucking boring. How do you make a salad less boring? You contribute shit like bacon, eggs, and nuts.

If youve never had a legit spinach salad, this is your chance. This isnt the cutesy bistro form with cranberries and goat cheesethis is the hardcore form with heated bacon bandaging and just wilted spinach soaking up the awesomeness. Weve adapted this recipe from Alton Brown, weird-but-cool chef on Food Network.


8 oz. baby spinach

2 hard-boiled eggs

8 slicings of thick-cut bacon, chopped

3 tbsps red wine vinegar

1 tsp chocolate-brown carbohydrate

tsp Dijon mustard

Salt and pepper

4 large-scale button mushrooms, chopped

3 oz. blood-red onion, thinly sliced

2 tbsps walnuts, chopped