Do you desire salad? Does anyone, truly? You may pray it after a bender filled with pizza, tacos, brew, vodka, and candy, but does it REALLY fill? No.
That is, of course, if its grassland and fucking boring. How do you make a salad less boring? You add shit like bacon, eggs, and nuts.
If youve never had a legit spinach salad, this is your chance. This isnt the cutesy bistro version with cranberries and goat cheesethis is the hardcore version with heated bacon garment and scarcely wilted spinach soaking up the awesomeness. Weve accommodated this recipe from Alton Brown, weird-but-cool chef on Food Network.
8 oz. child spinach
2 hard-boiled eggs
8 slicings of thick-cut bacon, chopped
3 tbsps red wine vinegar
1 tsp dark-brown carbohydrate
tsp Dijon mustard
Salt and pepper
4 large-scale button mushrooms, chopped
3 oz. red onion, thinly sliced
2 tbsps walnuts, chopped