Delude Yourself Into Thinking You’re Healthy: Spinach Salad With Bacon Dressing

Do you love salad? Does anyone, certainly? You may crave it after a bender fitted with pizza, tacos, beer, vodka, and candy, but does it REALLY slake? No.

That is, of course, if its plateau and fucking boring. How do you make a salad less boring? You add shit like bacon, eggs, and nuts.

If youve never had a legit spinach salad, this is your chance. This isnt the cutesy bistro form with cranberries and goat cheesethis is the hardcore version with warm bacon set and scarcely wilted spinach soaking up the awesomeness. Weve adapted this recipe from Alton Brown, weird-but-cool chef on Food Network.

Ingredients

8 oz. child spinach

2 hard-boiled eggs

8 slices of thick-cut bacon, chopped

3 tbsps red wine vinegar

1 tsp brown carbohydrate

tsp Dijon mustard

Salt and pepper

4 large-scale button mushrooms, chopped

3 oz. red onion, thinly sliced

2 tbsps walnuts, chopped

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