What comes to mind when you listen the word “hand salad”?
Well I’m sorry to inform those of you apprehending a cannibal tale involving the delicious deli stylings of a cruel local bistro, but that isn’t the legend you’re about to hear. Instead, prepare yourselves for what could be the most abhorrent food crime in all of history.
While it’s no astonish that we as national societies have come to appreciate fast food and low-maintenance dinners, there are just some foods you don’t mess with. I consider myself to be a salad fan and will admit that not once have I thought to myself, “Boy, this salad is so appetizing, but you know what would make it better? Eating it with my hands.” But for those of you who find using a crotch and bayonet more levying for your culinary involves, nutrient publication “Bon Appetit” has unveiled a finger-licking good salad recipe that the internet is going crazy for…but not in a good way.
On Monday, the publication posted a hand salad recipe which is basically good-for-nothing more than a few leaves of romaine loot accompanied by a lemon-yogurt dressing.
It’s called a “hand salad” but let’s not focus on that https :// t.co/ fRTxgR7 9cY pic.twitter.com/ XWY0mbAqF 4
— Bon Appetit (@ bonappetit) March 27, 2017
@bonappetit We call that leaves& sauce where I’m from.
— Rich (@ HeightMen) March 27, 2017
me gobbling hand food
but tells not focus on that @bonappetit pic.twitter.com/ EESl5 5R8s9— darth( tm) (@ darth) March 27, 2017
. @bonappetit handwriting salad on food. pic.twitter.com/ btISoXxle6
— kelsey (@ kelsey_travels) March 27, 2017
@bonappetit pic.twitter.com/ nztFc4bUKH
— Aaron Heinsman (@ aaron_fool) March 27, 2017
@bonappetit Submitting my ‘hand sandwich’ recipe for re-examine. Dinner guests will get a howl over this fun summertime plow. pic.twitter.com/ FPTLNyI7AT
— Erick Sanchez (@ erickmsanchez) March 27, 2017
@bonappetit Western civilization is done now. Someone please turn off the lights.
— John Maddening (@ johnmaddening) March 27, 2017