Delude Yourself Into Thinking You’re Healthy: Spinach Salad With Bacon Dressing

Do you adoration salad? Does anyone, actually? You may implore it after a bender fitted with pizza, tacos, beer, vodka, and sugar, but does it REALLY slake? No.

That is, of course, if its plateau and fucking boring. How do you make a salad little boring? You add shit like bacon, eggs, and nuts.

If youve never had a legit spinach salad, this is your chance. This isnt the cutesy bistro form with cranberries and goat cheesethis is the hardcore version with heated bacon dressing and just shrivelled spinach soaking up the awesomeness. Weve accommodated this recipe from Alton Brown, weird-but-cool cook on Food Network.


8 oz. newborn spinach

2 hard-boiled eggs

8 slice of thick-cut bacon, chopped

3 tbsps red wine vinegar

1 tsp brown carbohydrate

tsp Dijon mustard

Salt and pepper

4 huge button mushrooms, chopped

3 oz. blood-red onion, thinly sliced

2 tbsps walnuts, chopped